AND
NOW...MY WRITING....yippee.....
...and all is well -- a dark, shadowy poem about... well... darkness
and shadows. this is the extended version. hope you like the additives. not
like you ever read the original. if this goes over good, i might put the
original version on here, too. it's shorter, though. duh!
Above
the Angels -- the only romantic poem i've ever written 
Identity -- it's ... uh .... well... it's just a poem.
GROUP
-- an original one-act play that proves that no matter how screwed
up you think you are, there is always a number of people who are more screwed
up than you. "oh my gosh, you freaks are all freaks and that's it i
can't handle you freaks anymore you all are driving me nuts and i think you
all are freaks that's it dammit!" *EVIL GRIN*
- - - - --> scene 1 <-- - - - - --> scene 2 <-- - - - - --> scene 3 <-- - - - -
Pendulum (dusk-dark-dawn)
-- a dark poem about... mood swings?
The War -- short-but-powerful poetry, best when read quickly.
CUTBLEED
-- short, but heartfelt...but much darker. again, best read quickly 
Smile
-- easier said than done! 
A
Poem From My Computer -- and another short cute poem. =) i don't know
who wrote these.
Rainbows
and Sunflowers -- a poem by my friend Jamison. not much of a writer
(by his own admission), but this poem, written on the spur of the moment
in five minutes, surpassed all else i read by him. interesting how that works
. . . .
Fire
Within -- neat little poem . . . . that's it.
Where,
O Death, is Thy Sting? -- an older poem, from years and years ago
when i was suicidal. couldn't you tell? =)
The
Lake -- another older suicidal poem. much more imagery though. 
Nightshade
-- cool poem, but it's really just a show-off poem. lots of imagery and
neat poetry tricks. also some art tricks, if you know a lot about colors.
(by the way, this might help you: BAT and RABIES.)
The
Pretty Rock -- just another poem, lots of imagery, though. and, of course
it's a bit twisted. =)
The
Trap -- expirimental short story telling. from college... here's
the rules: we start writing, then after a few minutes, the professor gives
us each a word that we have to use as an integral part of the story. a few
minutes later he'll give us another word, then later, he'll give us a third
word. my words were: 1) throne 2) parachute 3) snowshoe hare. . . . (O)-(O)
(wide-eyed stare) WHAT??? what the hell can i make with THAT??? well, this
is what i made . . . "The Trap"
--
Seemingly Harmless
Creatures -- a series
of... well, seemingly harmless creatures! do cute li'l fuzzy bunnies scare
you? how about the cute li'l fuzzy bunnies from HELL!! (with toothpick lances!)
or frogs with three eyes... or how about.... WORMS! well, if none of this
scares you, just read on . . . . 
--> (part one) like sand in the hourglass <-- "Plastic underwear makes me itch." need i say more?
--> (part two) Attack of the Rabid, Psycho, etc etc etc <-- frogs, ice cream and snails... who could ask for anything more? prerequisite: "GROUP" trilogy *wink*
--> (part three) Cloudy Skies in a Cloudy Mind <-- and yes I did get ALL 50 states in there, and even washington d.c. (prerequisite: "like sand in the hourglass" and "attack of the rabid, psycho, etc") *double wink*
--> (part four) The Butterfly Equation <-- Eveready Spaghetti Boy and Effervescent Fluorescent Boy are back taking on new terrors . . . WEATHER!
--> (part five) Bermuda Shorts <-- The superheroes take a well-deserved vacation... and get more than they bargained for! Includes a special cameo by Alicia's and my cat!
--> (part six) Random Title of a Story <-- The story about how the superheroes became superheroes... and stopped squirrels from taking over the world in the process.
Two
Hours in the Alley -- short story about my kitten character (and
another nickname), Renfro, a gray tabby kitten that lives on the streets.
Li'l
Twin Brother -- "you can't kill what's
already dead!" -Midnight (aka: dan kloosterman) -- the story
behind the nickname, Runt, and the email address, dead rabid mutt. they are
both from this story that i was inspired to write from a dog I had named
Li'l Bit. a LOOONG story, and not for the faint of heart or weak of stomach.
i like to describe it as a cross between The Crow and Cujo. enjoy! =)
Routine
-- short story about an all-but-routine traffic accident.
The
Pungees That Decided to Kill Time --
cooperative effort by myself, the Sloth, Will Clifford and many timely comments
by Becky. (Kitty really just sat and watched the whole affair.) the Pungees
are a creation of mine from a long time ago. i hope you think they are as
cute as i do. what this is, anyway, is a space comedy that is REALLY stupid,
but SO damn funny!!! however, everything except the Pungees themselves, Renfro,
the planet name, and the fact that cheese constipates you, everything else
was entirely from Sloth and Will. even Becky's . . . additions. =)
VOICES
-- homicide . . . from a different point of view . . . .
Secret
-- hehee.... really short story...
The
Princess -- high school assignment. mr. stewart read half of the story
and we had to finish it. we picked up after the princess says, "I
choose . . . " that's where we had to choose and write about it.
but i fooled him! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! yes, i was demented even
then. (about the names, the class got to pick them... i kept my mouth shut.)
i think i got an A on this. 
Elena
Rodriguez -- another high school assignment, same class. mr. stewart
gave us the title and a few things we had to put in there somewhere. those
things were: elena rodriguez (of course); a cat; a wheelbarrow; emerald green;
a hammer; january 26th; and the phrase "what time is it?" . . .
. uh huh... what are we supposed to do with that?? well, we did do something
with that, some more creatively than others. mine? well... this is what i
made . . . . . hehehehe.... i got an A on this one.
The
Thieves -- yet another high school assignment. also, another one of three
stories involving the twins, Runt and Mutt. (look for "Paranoia"
to get here someday.) this story has the twins as elves instead of dogs this
time. ("Paranoia" has them as humans.) no special circumstances
or requirements or restrictions for this. just the due date. and here it
is... i got an A.
The
Eleventh Hour -- you don't have to be psychic to know that it's coming.
