ACTORS

** NOTE: the "samples" i have for the comedians are new from my own stash.
go ahead and click on them and either download them if you want or just hit "open from current location".**

Robin Williams --> a robot, a woman, a loudmouth d.j., an alien, a dead guy, a psycho killer.... he's done it all! best in his stand up routines. very creative and hilarious! SAMPLES of his stand-up: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4

Bruce Willis --> Fifth Element! Die Hard! The Jackal! Armageddon! The Sixth Sense! Unbreakable! what a sexy badass "meat popsicle!" and a really nice guy, too... just don't get on his bad side! lots of action, great comedies, and i suppose i can forgive him for that teary love drama he did. he also plays great rhythm and blues music. not my preferred style, but good stuff still. here's a SAMPLE of his music!

Sir Sean Connery --> there seems to be no "official site" for this movie deity. so i found the best i could. it has movie links and some quote links. nothing too impressive but it's better than the rest. i'll have to try and make my own some day maybe. or if you know a better one, please email it to me and i will check it out.

Gary Oldman --> an evil space lord (with a hell of an overbite){The Fifth Element}, a famous vampire (with an even bigger overbite){Dracula}; a wheelchair bound victim with no skin {Hannibal}; a ton of movies and many times i've said, "THAT'S Gary Oldman??? WOW!!" extreme talent here!

Sir Anthony Hopkins --> he's a wonderfully nice guy in every movie, from The Edge to Howard's End and beyond! except for that Hannibal thing... and damn does he do that frighteningly well! one of the most talented actors around!

Mel Gibson --> yes, this australian hunk even has this straight boy drooling. who couldn't want this badass road warrior? sometimes i can still hear his australian accent in there somewhere. even dot warner thinks she'll get some with him!! this site has LOTS of pics and some great info on mel, including filmography and awards.

John Travolta --> yes, this guy was a big disco star. then he got really screwed up! now he's back and badder than ever! from his comeback in "look who's talking" (with bruce willis) to swordfish. and don't forget the intense psychosis of his character in "broken arrow". and what a comeback it is, folks!! don't count him out just for the disco! --okee... sorry i have to do this to you! it really is a great site with fantastic info and pics and stuff.... but beware the music! it is frightening and rather annoying. just shut your speakers off and you'll be fine! =)

Eddie Murphy --> through big changes in life and screen, he has rocked through it all. major comedy and great action and comic movies and even r+b music. warning: explicit language! SAMPLES: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4

Jackie Chan --> the greatest stunt actor in the world! ALL of his own stunts!! who else can claim that? Van Damme? Arnold? Chuck Norris? even Bruce Lee can't claim that because Jackie Chan STARTED as Bruce Lee's stunt man! (he is now toying with special effects to appeal to the SFX weened american crowd, though.) here's a site with more stuff, including an outdated list of injuries he sustained in some of his movies, including the worst one, which almost ended not only his career, but his life.

Arnold Schwarzenegger --> big buff hunky stud! half-god, barbarian, cyborg terminator, half an odd set of twins, pregnant guy, clone, not to mention all his other fantastic action and some great comedies (who'da thunk it?) and Mr. Universe SEVEN times!! need i say more? and now he is the governor of california... only in california can someone who admits to smoking dope and having orgies get elected governor! i need to move there! also - play 6 Degrees with Arnie! and how can i even mention arnie without putting in one of his fitness pages?

Emo Philips --> absolutely hilarious! don't let his looks or brainless sound fool you, brilliant guy and hilarious comedian. i recommend anything of his that you can get your hands on. (jokes, movies, etc... not physical stuff, people! . . . sickos!) -- SAMPLES -- 1 - 2

George Carlin --> warning: foul language... (like you haven't been subjected to THAT! HAH!) funny stuff and harsh realistic view. here are some samples of his stand-up work. hilarious stuff! most of it anyway. SAMPLE: 1 - 2 - 3

Melissa Joan Hart --> mmmmmm...... melissa joan hart...... yum!! from clarissa to sabrina and beyond into the feature movie realm... she is just so damn HOTT!! i would marry her if she wanted me to. yeh, right... like she would ever know that i exist! HAH! that's ok... i'm not psycho... really i'm not! but yes, i would have done clarissa, too!

Claire Danes --> mmmmm.... claire danes!! juliet, the angel! badass mod squad chick! sappy dramas but always sexy! and here are some more pics of her. we can't get enough pics of her! but i still would have done her in "my so called life." i'm just sick like that!

Natalie Portman --> mmmmm... natalie portman..... did you SEE that skin-tight white getup she had on in the arena in Episode II? my GOD she is HOTT! i would so marry her if she would only realize that i am the best for her. (thing is, that'll never happen cuz i'm not!) =(